Launching on Robinhood Chain
Hold the token. Get the stock.
Snoo escaped Reddit, landed on Robinhood Chain, and immediately started pretending to be a cat. Hold $RDDT and he pays you back in Reddit shares.
Snoo is not actually a cat. He is simply committed to the bit.
Origin story
r/snoo · Posted by u/snoo · pinned
Before there were charts, there were shitposts. Before there was alpha, there were 400 comments arguing about why the stock was going to 10x. Then crypto happened. And naturally, Reddit followed. Snoo was inevitable.
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u/front_pagePhase 0
The front page of the internet, and the birthplace of every financial theory that started with “hear me out.”
u/dank_reservePhase 1
The internet's actual reserve currency, long before anyone put it onchain.
u/gm_serPhase 2
Turns out the internet's favorite pastime and a global financial market are the same thing.
u/moonshot_archivistPhase 3
A sacred archive of “1000x gem” posts, preserved for future historians.
u/hood_chainPhase 4
A clean, fast, fintech-grade chain. Unfortunately, completely overrun with cats.
u/snooOPPhase 5
An alien, pretending to be a cat, on a chain built by people who take memes seriously. Onchain soon.
Where Snoo lives
Snoo didn’t choose the chain. The chain chose Snoo. And unfortunately for everyone involved, the chain is full of cats. These are the real ones.
The cat meta
Robinhood’s working name in 2013 was Cash Cat. Somebody put it back on Robinhood’s own chain, and 96 cats followed. So Snoo became a cat. He’s on the wall below. Find him.
96 cats. One alien.
For holders
Snoo believes holders deserve more than a JPEG and a prayer. $RDDT rewards its holders with shares of Reddit, Inc. (NYSE: RDDT), distributed to eligible wallets that simply hold the token. A memecoin about Reddit that pays you in Reddit.
Keep the token in a self-custody wallet. No staking, no lockups, no forms.
Holder snapshots run on schedule. Eligible wallets are counted, weighted, recorded.
Rewards are paid out in RDDT shares, the real Reddit stock, on the schedule posted at launch.
The longer you hold, the more snapshots you're in. Diamond hands, literal equity.
The source material
Crypto didn’t invent the culture. Reddit did.
Archaeology
“1000x gem, dyor”
“this coin will change everything”
“devs based”
“liquidity locked”
“fair launch”
“not financial advice”
“moon soon”
“I am not selling”
“who's still holding?”
Snoo remembers.
Beliefs
We are Snoo.
r/snoo
Every Snoo meme, sorted the way Reddit sorts things. Upvote what deserves it, save it at full size, post it wherever.
Token terminal
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Reddit stock distributed to holders
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Total value of RDDT shares paid out to holders, all time. Updates after every payout round.
0xSN00…RDDT_CONTRACT_PENDINGContract address is published at launch. Anything else claiming to be $RDDT before then is not Snoo.
What happens next
Launch on Robinhood Chain.
Enter the cat meta. Blend in. Badly.
PFP Gen, meme archive, community takes shape.
Holder snapshots begin. First Reddit stock distribution.
Everyone suddenly claims they knew about Snoo.
???
Questions
Snoo is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain built around Reddit's alien mascot, who has escaped the front page and is now pretending to be a cat. The ticker is $RDDT.
Hold $RDDT in an eligible self-custody wallet. Holder snapshots run on a schedule, and rewards are distributed in shares of Reddit, Inc. (NYSE: RDDT). The full mechanics, eligibility and schedule go up on this page at launch. No staking, no forms.
Legally? We have no idea. Spiritually? Absolutely.
Because Reddit is where the internet learned to shitpost its way into financial markets, and because the reward is literally Reddit stock.
Fast, cheap, fintech-grade, and apparently Snoo needed a home surrounded by cats.
No. Snoo barely knows what a stop-loss is. $RDDT is highly speculative; never risk more than you can afford to lose.
No. Snoo is a fan-made, unofficial character. The project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Reddit, Inc. or Robinhood Markets, Inc.
A free one-button generator. Hit generate and it rolls a unique Snoo from the trait pool (Snoo variants, backgrounds, headwear, eyes, mouth, outfits, props). Download it, post it. No wallet, no settings.
Join in
One alien, a chain full of cats, and a very specific plan to turn upvotes into Reddit stock. Pull up a chair. Bring your own onesie.
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